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Special easter service on 7-8 April 2007! There is going to be a drama entitled "He Overcomes!" ...not to be missed. See you guys there! Click on the flyer for more details...

How to score points with women?

This a good lesson for man...

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,
that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it(+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT!]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

Jesus Painting

This is really cool... got it from vinceT. Thanks for sharing...

Ps. Pat Mesiti

Picture courtesy of Delvin Chung

He's back! Guys n Gals don't miss this! Tonight (28/03/2007 @ 8pm) will be his last session in KL after spending the last 5 days here in City Harvest Church KL. I tell you, this man of God is really really great!

He is a reknown world class motivational speaker. Also known as 'Mr. Motivation', he conducts motivational talks througout the world! And people from all over are paying big bucks just to attend his seminars.

But more than just a motivational speaker, Ps. Pat brings the Word of God in a very unique and powerful way. The way he presents his sermons with such revelation and power. Friends, the truths on success is all in the Bible...

Anyway, just doing my bit to invite readers of my blog to come! (I get around 15 hits per day...hahaha... not bad right! yea, if 15 of you show up! =P ) So come tonight..and experience it! See you there!

Ohh yea... in case you are reading this and don't know where City Harvest Church is.... just click on http://chc.org.my/contactUs.html

Sofea's dedication

Last Sunday, I went for Sofea's dedication day! Its was held in New Life Restoration Church in PJ...There were 13 babies that day! And it was a miracle that not a single baby cried when they were on stage. Must be the annointing of God! =)

Sofea looks so cute in that pink knitted dress!

World's youngest blogger

Sofea Soong

This is Sofea... my niece! Check out her blog! http://little-precious.blogspot.com . Yes she blogs! and if you're reading this and still haven't have one.... shame on you! =)

Heroes

Recently, I've been spending some time watching the latest hit series ...HEROES! okay, okay... 6 hours straight in a day is still considered 'some' time right? hehehe. It all started when my gf borrowed the season 1 (11 episodes) of Heroes DVD from her cousin. I'm not a TV series person... but when I was younger...ok much much younger... I did enjoy some.. namely MacGyver, Knight Rider, and The A-Team.

Anyway...... back to HEROES!.... the show is very addictive I tell you! makes u want for the next episode everytime! The movie makers always end every episode just at the climax of everything...and you just feel very 'beh song' <--hokkien for 'unsatisfied' ..its like leaving you 1/2 way hanging...and you just need to watch the next episode. I don't know who came out with this idea... those cantonese series are also the same! I tell you, its a conspiracy... What is worse, is if you have a DVD with 5 episodes all in one! Well....6 hours gone...just like that lor.

Ohh for those ignorant ones(<--- if this is you i'm talking about, please lah...be more updated can or not? =P). Heroes is about normal people like me (not sure about you ler...hahahaa)... later finding themselves having super powers! Well its not as boring as it sounds.... really? just go watch it ler...


My favourite hero

If you asked me who my favourite hero is? Well, its no other than Jesus Christ.... Son of the living God...Who came and died for my sins and took away my shame.....my Comforter, my Redeemer and my Saviour! and most of all....my best Friend!

JESUS, I LOVE YOU!

Cars

Confession

I love cars! I really really do!.....big ..small...round...square... I like them all ! But if you asked me, which 10 cars would make it to my garage if I had all the money in the world! Well, this started me thinking. Got to limit to 10 ler, otherwise the list will be forever...

Ok here goes.... (note that the cars listed here is in no particular order)

1. Ferrari F430 Challenge Stradale (CS)

Notice that is has to be the Challenge Stradale (CS) model....

2. Subaru Impreza S204

3. Toyota Trueno (AE86)

4. Nismo Nissan Skyline R34 GTR Z Tune

Ohh yeah.... only 20 units in the world

5. Ariel Atom

This is one of my favourites... just look at it! its perfect! power to weight ratio is madness! And its road legal too!

6. BMW M3 CSL

7. Koenigsegg CCX

This made it to my list...i mean just look at it man! Just imagine someone asking you, "What car do you drive?".... a koenigsegg ....woohooo! it sounds so cool...i rike!

8. Hummer H2

I like the H2...looks old school. And of course the 30" bling blings...can't go wrong with dat YO!

9. Honda S2000

Swwwweeeeettt!

10. Bentley Continental Flying Spur

This will probably be my ride to work! hahaha.... did I mentioned 550 horsepower! Well they don't call it a 'flying' spur for nothing.

Felicia's 21st birthday

Cell leader's birthday!

This is Felicia Choong my cell leader for E6,E11 & E19 <-- looks like secret codes..well it actually represents the cell group that we are in. I'm in E19 !

At 21, Felicia is already leading 3 cell groups! How about that? Clearly age is no barrier if we choose to serve God and to put Him first in our life...

I really can't remember what I was doing back when I was 21... Definately not leading anything lor. Probably just wasting away my life not knowing its purpose. But things changed after I've been in CHC and attending Cell Group faithfully...God has changed me and now I found a purpose and destiny in Jesus...AMEN! =)

Anyway, enough about me...I'm just blessed to have a leader like Felicia! God bless you & HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Party time !!!

pre-party party

Some came early to swim

Alfred, after 3 months in NS (National Service)...if you look really really hard, you can actually see muscles!


Some more pics :-

And finally, the cutting of the birthday cake

E6,E11,E26

Greg & Jen's Wedding

CONGRATULATIONS !

2 weeks ago, I attended Greg & Jen's Wedding... The ceremony was held in City Harvest Church and what a joyous occasion it was ...I don't know why, but whenever I attend church weddings...it always bring tears to my eyes. I guess its that magical moment when both couple exchange their vows.... you know the standard phrase, "to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part" .... Ahh...so sweeet !

And as always... after everything was over...someone would always ask you this, "So when is your turn la?" And of course the standard reply is, "Wait for your turn first lor!" ...heheheh

Anyway..........here are some pics during the dinner

Walking down the staircase... while everyone awaits at the lounge area. Phewwwwittt!

As you can see...popping the cork of a champaigne bottle is no easy task! hehehe

Felicia, Li-Hsia, me, Jeff

Li-Hsia & me

CHCKL Usher team

Ohhh, forgot to mention that the dinner was held in a penthouse in banker's club somewhere in KL. Very classy place and food was great...and of course me being the forgetful one...I've forgotten to charge my camera and couldn't take much pics that night.

Oh well... all in all everyone had a great time. So cheers to both Greg & Jen ! God Bless...

First Post

Hi Everyone... Welcome to my very own blog. Wow! I never thought that I would start one but ready or not, here I come! So seat tight, fasten your seat belts and get prepared for a good time!

So hope you enjoy your stay here... and why don't you tell your neighbours, " This is going to be great!"...hahahaha =)